[Verse 1: Wilbur] Well, it's 2:45 p.m. Wake up from snoring, open DMs Can of Red Bull by the bed Vape is charged and Snapchat's read What's popping? What's popping? She's beauty, she's grace She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face Just a single message more Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord I wanna be the guy That you fall asleep on call with I'll make you forget Every guy that came before me 'Cause I like you And you like my attention Let's skip to the good bit Let's consummate our internet connection [Chorus: Wilbur] I'm in love with an I'm in love with an I'm in love with an With an e-girl I'm in love with an I'm in love with an I'm in love with an With an e-girl [Verse 2: Wilbur] Mom took away my PS4 So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall I'm not aggressive I just ooze masculine passion Did you know I've also got depression? I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention I thought you could be the one to fix me [Pre-Chorus: Chevy] I wanna be the girl That you fall asleep on call with Meanwhile, I'll Find other people to talk with 'Cause you like me And I think you're a maniac Let's skip to the good bit Let's completely block all contact [Chorus: Wilbur] I'm in love with an I'm in love with an I'm in love with an With an e-girl I'm in love with an I'm in love with an I'm in love with an With an e-girl [Monologue: Wilbur] Mom took away my PS4 I've said it so many times before How can I live on if I keep on collecting These every little slights and insurrections? Constant pain in every dimension My body weeps Disbelief heads suspension (I'm in love with a, with an e-girl) [Outro: Wilbur] I wanna be the guy That you find stalking your affections Your social media scoured You seek police interventions 'Cause I base my Ideals on obsessive media Maybe if I act like them You'll respond to my DMs

[Intro: Chevy] Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm [Verse 1: Wilbur] My keyboard's like my heart It shines in RGB and it's full of blood I don't know what is wrong with me But I'm scared, pissed off, and lonely (Horny) I have trouble speaking to women Unless they're 2D or high definition Spend all my time on social media This is the state that I'm in [Verse 2: Wilbur] My Twitter feed's like my brain 'Cause I have it on dark mode Memorize everything she says So I can use it to guess her passcode She's beauty, she's grace She has a profile picture of her gorgeous face To try and get more sponsors To try and get more sponsors [Chorus: Wilbur, Chevy, both] But why don't you care? I've spent the past ten years of my life making you prepared You're political enough but not contrary Sexual enough but not enough to scare me Give me a reason not to be on my knees The internet has ruined me Hmm-mmm [Verse 3: Wilbur] Look, I know I must sound insane But that's part of the package If she can't handle me at my worst She don't deserve my mental baggage I know you want six-foot-four But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough To reach the high shelf, be your incel I think I might be a threat to myself A threat to myself [Chorus: Wilbur, Chevy] But why does she run? When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income It feels like my ideas of affection Are based around artificial perfection I just want to appease That the internet has ruined me Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm [Outro: Wilbur & Chevy] We used to sleep on call together We used to sleep on call together We used to sleep on call together We used to sleep on call together We used to sleep on call together We used to sleep on call together We used to sleep on call together We used to sleep

[Verse 1: Wilbur ] Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be When I was a kid on VOIP I thought when I get older I'd marry her, I told her Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office Nine till five's not the best, I'll be honest If I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him [Chorus: Wilbur] But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat And even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, make the most of him 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo) [Verse 2: Wilbur] And yeah, I've met Jared (Of course I've met Jared) The one who took you away from me You hit it off instantly I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles Push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay, though [Bridge: Wilbur, Chevy] 'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were seventeen She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were seventeen [Verse 3: Wilbur] How on earth could I be saved? When I'm one click away from insane I just think that I deserve A little bit of what I earned I'm not gonna make another scene The one I made when I was twenty-three Means I'm not allowed in Disney World [Chorus: Wilbur] But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat 'Cause even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, make the most of him 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Your new boyfriend's an arsehole [Outro: Wilbur, Chevy, Both] I think about you every day (Every day) So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?) I think about him a lot as well (I think about him) Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell) 'Cause you're beauty And you're grace (And you're grace) Your telephone calls are my favourite place And I want you to notice me With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo) I want you to care I want to smell your hair